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Not Entirely Fruitless
I just read an interesting unfinished autobiography of “Dr.” Gorg Homkins. The unfinished autobiography ended with this, “And so, with my last breath I bid the Earth farewell and thus ends my book”...
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Modern Day Mechanics
With the way computers are coming up so big, and people of all backgrounds are buying them – tech geeks are the modern day mechanics. “Uhhh … hey, I have a question.” “Yes, sir, how can I help you...
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James Noguchi, My Unfortunate (imaginary) Friend
What would happen if I had a friend named James Noguchi, and he and I went to a party. James: Hey, check her out. Me: Who? James: The chick, dude. Check her out. Me: She looks sociable. Gross. James:...
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Are you an attractive woman home-alone? Here’s how to act!
“Bye husband!” Oh, it’s so weird being home alone! I feel like I haven’t been left home alone in the longest time … and not once since we moved to this country estate! I just love it out here! All the...
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A Little Story About Jogging
Today I woke up and I had the goal of going on a jog. Actually wait, let me tell you a little something first. I just bought new sneakers and they are oh so pretty. They were a birthday gift from...
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Lost Shakespeare Transcript Found!
Amazing! I don’t know how these things happen, but I found a transcript of a conversation THE William Shakespeare had with a certain love interest. Here we go, from me to you! * * * William Shakespeare...
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What a Fun Trip!
And then I said “wow what a trip!,” and mom said, “that was a fun trip,” and I thought, “holy cow mom’s on acid!” and she said, “no I’m not on acid I meant the family vacation,” and then she turned...
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Back to Her Lair
“We went back to the barn; I made love to her under the tarantula. What was the tarantula doing?” I’m reading On The Road, by Jack Kerouac (it’s taking me forever because … well, because I’m lazy)....
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Pavlov’s Prison
Sheriff Joe was a cruel, cruel man. Well, unless you asked him. In that case he was a clever S.O.B. with a twisted sense of humor. If you asked one of his inmates though, he was a cruel, cruel man....
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To My Love, From the Attic, With Love
This story is really unfortunate and creepy for this woman, so for that reason I feel bad writing an (attempt at) funny post based on this. But, obviously, not so bad that I’m not here writing it. The...
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Whisper’s What’s What
Step up, shut up and listen up folks because I’ve got a tale to tell. A little less than a bit of time ago I was as open-eyed and curious and full of crum-dumb tomfoolery something or other. But now...
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Superman – Good for the People?
Metropolis, one of the greatest cities in the world. With a population of about 11 million people (as of the last census), it is, indeed, a thriving metrop … city. A titan of industry, a center for...
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